Jun 24 2008

God sells cocaine? What’s next?

Published by Nerdmaster at 7:09 pm under Opinions, Random Shit

A man named God was arrested for selling cocaine near a church. Ironic, but hardly material for an action-packed murder mystery thriller.

What a douche, though, to sell cocaine. God should sell PCP. Seriously, it just makes good sense. No judge would be willing to put God on the stands for selling angel dust. No jury would convict him. No prosecutor would take the case.

COME ON, PEOPLE.

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