Cold Mint Listerine

Funny story. You’ll all laugh.

Today I brought a bottle of Cool Mint Listerine to work. One of those travel-sized bottles. You know, for when I eat at work and my breath is bad and I can’t score with all my hottie coworkers.

Well, I put the bottle in my lunch box so I wouldn’t forget to bring it to work. Then I put my lunch box in the fridge, having forgotten to take the bottle out once I arrived. Then I opened my lunch box just now, and found that I had a bottle of cool Cool Mint Listerine.

So I have this bottle of cool Cool Mint Listerine. Hilarious!! Haha! Right?

JESUS NO. It pisses me off, even. It’s so stupid, I end up feeling like I’m in an episode of “Friends”. Uh oh! Chandler put his god damn Cool Mint Listerine in the fridge! And that fucking laugh track grating on my nerves, firing off every few seconds to make sure we know how much fun we ought to be having. And then Joey pipes up with “Hey, so is it like… Cold Mint Listerine now?” Laugh Track. Stupid expression from Chandler. Laugh track. “Okay, then.” Laugh track. Jennifer Anniston wishing she could act. Laugh Track.

The worst part is, it would be funnier than the typical episode.

I can’t decide if I’d rather forget that “Friends” ever existed, or just kill the producers.

Quick update…

Now that I have a blog and am striving toward better information delivery, I figured maybe I should post an update on Bloodsport Coliseum.

It’s actually coming along nicely, but will be a while longer. I’m estimated around 100 hours left until a release candidate, with an average of 6 hours a week going into it, so in theory just about 4 more months. I must stress the “in theory” bit, because let’s face it, my estimates are rarely on target. I promised an open beta at the end of last year and still don’t have one, so… take this announcement with a grain of salt.

Why did I do it? WHY???

Blogs are for idiots! Everybody knows that! I certainly am well aware of how stupid they are… so why am I, a well-educated college dropout, choosing to host and even make a half-assed effort to maintain a blog?

Simple. I need filler. My site has a few games and two real articles. Games take a long time to build, and the articles just feel a bit out of place. They have no organization, so adding more to the list would be a pain. And I’m just not sure the direction they need to take. So They’ll probably eventually be moved into the blog and dropped from the main site. Or maybe not. I’m pretty lazy.

So that’s it in a nutshell. I hope you all enjoy my ramblings, because I sure as shit wouldn’t.