This just in: DHH is still a douchebag

Ah, DHH. A lovely series of articles showing off your inexperience once more.

And this from an “industry leader” who should know better.

There are some wonderful quotes from the father of Rails that tell me he’s still the same douchebag he’s always been, and still has no idea how quickly complex projects go bad when built with his OMFG COUPLE EVERYTHING YAY mentality. Continue reading “This just in: DHH is still a douchebag”


Again, why I hate all you fucking Ruby developers

I have a serious issue with Ruby magic.. no, wait, Rails magic… hmm, well no, maybe magic within the funky “sub-framework” I use?

Oh FUCKIN’ A, I don’t know. There’s a project I work on and it uses Rails. And it’s using an unnamed and incredibly shitty “sub-framework” (referred to henceforth as “Cyclops”) that forces us to use very specific gems whether we like it or not. In some cases the gems are cool, and in some cases they are the fucking devil himself. Continue reading “HI IM RAILS I CAN HAZ MAGIC?”

Dependency injection by any other name… still means you’re an idiot

Summary for those who don’t want to read yet another angry nerd rant

Dependency Injection is still Dependency Injection even if you use an approach that’s specific to Ruby 2.1 and decide to call it “Interception Injection”. Just like incompetent developers are still incompetent even if they start inventing fake patterns. Continue reading “Dependency injection by any other name… still means you’re an idiot”

Automated testing saves the day

I’m working on a Ruby on Rails application, where automated testing is an absolute must. Unlike Java or C++, you don’t have any kind of useful compile-time warnings and errors to tell you where you’ve screwed up, made a typo, etc. Most errors in a Rails web app happen when a user interacts with your code, so if you don’t test, you don’t know about bugs until it’s too late. This is one of many reasons I’m wishing for a nice C++ project to play with… but that’s another topic for another day…. Continue reading “Automated testing saves the day”

mod_rails (Phusion Passenger) Second Impressions

After my initial setup problems with mod_rails, I never really paid much attention to the thing.

It should be noted first and foremost that all of my problems setting up Passenger appear to indeed be my own fault.

So why no follow-up until just now? The thing has been running for around six weeks and I’ve yet to talk about it since that initial setup. Did I give up on it and go back to mongrel?

Definitely not. Continue reading “mod_rails (Phusion Passenger) Second Impressions”

Why Ruby is so sexy-awesome, part XXXIV

I use Ruby whenever I can. Not specifically with Rails – Rails extends the language and adds some nifty things, but the beauty is all Ruby’s.

Today I was using Ruby (in a Rails app, as it happens), and I had this “API” that returns generic hash data. I want to be able to take data from any source (Oracle, flat text, web service) and return data that’s in a very simple and easy-to-use format, so I chose to just convert data to a hash on a per-source basis.

But how do I handle typos in hash keys? What if somebody asks for “person[:name]” when they’re supposed to ask for “person[:full_name]”? They just get blank data and wonder WTF happened…. I can’t live with this situation, because it’s just too easy to forget a key’s name, or make a simple typo. I could return default data from the hash, such as “YOU FUCKED UP WITH YOUR KEY, SIRS”, but that could find its way into production and then I’m out a job.

So after a tiny bit of digging, I discovered that a Hash can not only have a default value, but also call a default block when a nonexistent key is requested:

irb(main):001:0> a = {|hash, key| raise "#{key} not found!"}
=> {}
irb(main):005:0> a[1] = :foo
=> :foo
irb(main):006:0> a[1]
=> :foo
irb(main):007:0> a[2]
RuntimeError: 2 not found!
irb(main):008:0> a.default = nil
=> nil
irb(main):009:0> a[2]
=> nil

Normally I’m good with non-strict default data, but in this case it’s great to know I can actually validate data in a way that makes it hard to miss typos.

It’s not as safe as C++ (edge cases are only caught at runtime), but it’s far better than Perl (and nicer to read or write than both, IMO).

Phusion Passenger – first impressions

Okay, as I recently mentioned, I’m tired of Mongrel for my Rails apps, so I’m going with Phusion Passenger.

The install was actually tremendously more difficult than they claimed, but I attribute that to my own lack of smarts. I am running on Debian, and installed ruby via the source, but had another version of ruby I’d installed via apt-get (it’s over two years old, hence my desire to install from source), and libopenssl-ruby also installed via apt-get. Somehow or another the ruby I installed from source didn’t pick up openssl support, but debian thought it was there, so when Phusion Passenger’s install told me Just type ‘apt-get install libopenssl-ruby’, I got frustrated fast…. I removed the packages and reinstalled ruby from source and all seems to be well now.

Another minor issue, and one I still don’t fully get, is that while Passenger is supposedly running as my main user, it can’t seem to read things that aren’t world-readable, even if I am the file’s owner! A few permissions tweaks (chmod -R 755 app_dir did the trick, but I’m not sure it’s the best idea) fixed this, but it was still a small point of confusion.

The really interesting issue with Phusion Passenger is that if you’re security-minded like I am, it does not work. My base Apache config includes this:

# Tighten access to the file system.
<Directory />
  # Forbid default access to file system locations
  Order Deny,Allow
  Deny from all
  Options -Indexes

Well, I’m a dummy, so I don’t realize why my Passenger-driven apps are “running”, but unable to access their javascripts, style sheets, images, etc. After a long while of searching, I found that the errors were happening because my default behavior was to disallow everything from being viewed. The really bad part here? It’s clearly spelled out in the troubleshooting section of their guide….

Now, in a normal Rails app, the Rails code handles static files, so you can keep your blindingly-high security in place. But Passenger is meant to be speedy, and letting Apache just serve static content directly is way faster than letting Rails do it.

So to fix this, one just has to say that the given app’s directory is allowed to be viewed:

<Directory /path/to/rails/app/public>
  Options FollowSymLinks
  AllowOverride None
  Order allow,deny
  Allow from all

The following of symlinks and AllowOverride settings are of course a matter of personal preference and security, but you must have the other two lines to let Apache server your static content!

Okay, I’ve had things running for a few hours now, and I’m having a few weird issues. One time when I restarted apache, Passenger simply didn’t start up for some weird reason. A new Rails app I built kept thinking it had bad permissions – I reset the whole dir tree to 777, then 755, then all was well again for no obvious reason. (Yes, I had already set it to 755. I think. Maybe.)

So aside from these issues (which are hopefully just due to my almost nonexistent linux admin experience), so far I’m liking Passenger. I have no idea how it would handle a traffic spike or if it has issues with rarely-used apps, but its Rails-centric approach makes it much nicer for a dummy like me to use. Configuration is a breeze, it auto-spawns and auto-destroys Rails processes as necessary, keeping me from needing to manage memory, it spawns the Rails framework separately from the app, allowing a huge memory savings on multiple apps that use the same Rails version, and it has a really helpful memory stat tool to see how much my apps are really hurting things.

Only the coming months will tell if it’s as solid as Mongrel usually was, but even if it’s only as good (i.e., crashes for no obvious reasons once in a while), I’m sticking with it for its nice configuration options.

A new day, a new blogging app

Typo seems cool to us Ruby on Rails jerks. Because it’s Ruby on Rails. It has sexy live searching. Um… and like… did I mention it’s Ruby on Rails?

So… yeah. After the thing sucking time and again, and eating too much memory and having funny stability problems, I’ve given up. I have enough annoyances with Ruby on Rails apps (I truly hope mod_rails helps here – stay tuned for my upcoming first impressions) that I wrote myself – no need to make things worse with badly-built open source.

So here I am on WordPress. I’m willing to bet it’s just another badly-build open source app. The difference, though, is it’s been around the block, and seems to have some stability under the hood. It wasn’t written with the “do what’s cool right now!” approach – it has been more geared toward functionality. So as much as I despise PHP, I can’t deny that this app is much nicer to deal with than Typo ever was. Even the conversion of my old articles was about a 10 minute process, thanks to Will Bridges. And with some minor tweaks, I now have a (hopefully) nicer URL structure.

Yeah, I’ll lose some SEO in the mean time – major site change, loss of something like 50 old URLs, but hell, it’s time for something that isn’t a headache.

I’m sick of Mongrel

I’ve been running my Rails apps (this blog as well as Bloodsport Colosseum) via mod_proxy and mongrel. Run a mongrel server at a given port, tell Apache to redirect a given virtual host to said port. Takes a lot more knowledge than a noob like me has, so even though it’s better than dealing with fastcgi + Apache or lighttpd, it’s still annoying.

Once I got it up and running, however, I figured it was good enough – everything worked, so all was well. Until I had apps that weren’t hit very often. Bloodsport Colosseum is hit pretty regularly, and this blog seems to get pinged by random sources all the time, so both worked well. But my now-deceased fanmail app (granted it was really far too simple to warrant the RoR framework, but that’s a whole different story) was hit maybe every few days.

Mongrel did not like this for some reason. It seems that any app that isn’t getting regular hits just dies after a while. I read somewhere that it was mysql’s fault, closing the socket or something like that. Interestingly, my PHP apps that use mysql don’t have that problem, and on my last server (privately hosted by a friend and using fastcgi), my Rails apps didn’t have that problem.

Okay, fanmail app was kind of unnecessary anyway – I can just put my smart and not at all fat fan’s letters of praise on the main site, run via PHP, and that’ll be good enough.

Then I for once blogged a popular topic – the Network Solutions “scandal”. I was actually #3 on google for the search “network solutions domain name front running” for a little while. But the next day when I checked how things were going, I noticed that mongrel was “running”, but not responding, much like what I saw when an app wasn’t hit regularly. The process list would show a mongrel process using almost no memory (very atypical of a Rails app), and Apache would give an error that the proxying couldn’t happen. So the one time I’m really getting visitors (About 100x normal traffic levels for my shitty blog), within about an hour mongrel had decided it had enough.

I don’t believe mongrel can’t handle large traffic loads, I just think my lack of skills combined with mongrel’s funky behavior problems caused issues.

All in all, I’m tired of that – Mongrel keeps misbehaving, and I’m DONE. Time for something new. I’m trying out Phusion Passenger tonight and we’ll see how it goes.

The move to typo 4.0

Typo is my blogging software. Written in Ruby on Rails, it seemed like an ideal choice for me since I’m a big fan of the RoR movement. But like so many other open source applications, Typo has got some major problems. I’m not going to say another open source blog would have been better (though I suspect this is true from other pages I’ve found on the net), but Typo has been a major pain in the ass to upgrade.

For anybody who has to deal with this issue, I figure I’ll give a nice account here.

First, the upgrade tool is broken. If you have an old version of typo that has migrations numbered 1 through 9 instead of 001 through 009, you get conflicts during the attempt at migrating to the newest DB format. You must first delete the old migrations, then run the installer:

rm /home/user/blog_directory/db/migrations/*
typo install /home/user/blog_directory

Now you will (hopefully) get to the tests. These will probably fail if, like me, your config/database.yml file is old and doesn’t use sqlite. Or hell, if it does use sqlite but your host doesn’t support that. Anyway, so far as I’m concerned the tests should be unnecessary by the time the Typo team releases a version of Typo to the public.

Next, if you have a version of typo that uses the components directory (back before plugins were available in Rails, I’m guessing), the upgrade tool does not remove it. This is a big deal, because some of the components that are auto-loaded conflict with the plugins, causing all sorts of stupid errors. That directory has to be nuked:

rm -rf /home/username/blog_directory/components

This solves a lot of issues. I mean, a lot. If you’re getting errors about the “controller” method not being found for the CategorySidebar object, this is likely due to the components directory.

Another little quirk is that when Typo installs, it replaces the old vendor/rails directory with the newest Rails code. But it does not remove the old code! This is potentially problematic, as I ended up with a few dozen files in my vendor/rails tree that weren’t necessary, and may have caused some of my conflicts (I never was able to fully test this and now that I have things working, I’m just not interested). Very lame indeed. To fix this, kill your rails dir and re-checkout version 1.2.3:

rm -rf /home/username/blog_directory/vendor/rails
rake rails:freeze:edge TAG=rel_1-2-3

My final gripe was the lack of even a mention that older themes may not work. I had built a custom typo theme which used some custom views. But of course I didn’t know it was the theme until I spent a little time digging through the logs to figure out why things were still broken. Turned out my theme, based on the old Azure theme and some of the old view logic for displaying articles, was trying to hit code that no longer existed. Yes, my theme was using an old view and the old layout, both of which were hitting no-longer-existing code. But better API coding for backward compatibility would have made sense, since they did give you the option to use a theme to override views and layouts. Or at the very least, a warning would have been real nice. “Danger, danger, you aren’t using a built-in theme! Take the following precautions, blah blah blah, Jesus loves you.”

How do you fix the theme issue, though, if you can’t even log in to the blog to change it? Well, like all good programmers who are obsessively in love with databases, the typo team decided to store the config data in the database. And like all bad open-source programmers, they stored that data in an amazingly stupid way. I like yaml, don’t get me wrong – it’s amazingly superior to that XML crap everybody wants to believe is useful. But in a database, storing data in yaml format seems just silly.


PEOPLE, LISTEN UP, if you’re going to store config that’s totally and utterly NOT relational, do not use a relational database. It’s simple. Store the config file as a yaml file. If you are worried about the blog being able to write to this file, fine, store your data in the DB, but at least store it in a relational sort of way. Use a field for each config directive if they’re not likely to change a lot, or use a table that acts like a hash (one field for blogid, one for settingname, one for setting_value). But do something that is easy to deal with via SQL. Show me the SQL to set my theme from ‘nerdbucket’ to ‘azure’ please. When you can’t use your database in a simple, straightforward way, you’ve fracking messed up. Yes, there are exceptions to every rule, but this blog software is not one of them. It would not have been hard to store the data in a neutral format that would make editing specific settings easy.

Sorry. Anyway, how to fix this – the database has a table called “blogs” that has a single record for my blog. This record stores the base url and a bunch of yaml for the site config. You edit the field “settings” in the blogs table, and change just the part that says “theme: blah” to “theme: azure”. If you don’t have access to a simple tool like phpmyadmin, then you’ll likely have to retrieve the value from your mysql prompt, edit it in the text editor of your choice, and then reset the whole thing, making sure to use newlines properly so as not to screw up the yaml format…. Then you are up and running and can worry about fixing the theme at your leisure.

Now, to be fair, I think I could have logged in to the admin area without fixing my theme, and then fixed it there. But with all the problems I was having, I thought it best to set the theme in the DB to see if that helped get the whole app up and running. Obviously it wasn’t the theme that was killing my admin abilities (and I can’t even remember anymore what it was). But once I hit that horrible config storage, my stupidity felt ever so much smarter compared to the person who designed typo’s DB.

Typo is pretty sweet when you don’t have to delve under the hood. But “little” things like that can make or break software, and I hope to <deity of your choice> that the next upgrade is a whole lot smoother.


One more awesome annoyance. It seems all my old blog articles are tagged as being formatted with “Markdown”. When I created them, I formatted them with “Textile”. If you’re not up on these two awesome formatting tools, take a look at a simple example (the first is how Textile appears when run through the Markdown formatter):

  • This “website”: is really sweet, dude!
  • This website is really sweet, dude!

I’ve been using Markdown lately as I kind of prefer it now. But my old articles are in Textile format. I don’t know why upgrading my fracking blog loses the chosen format, but boy is it fun going through old articles and fixing them!!

Digg this!