There are so many things a good developer has to do that nobody really understands. Especially bad developers. I’d love to say, “you know who you are”, but most bad developers have somehow managed to skate through life with no fucking idea how bad they are. I’m not sure how this happens.
A good developer isn’t just sitting around churning out code to get the job at hand done quickly. In fact, if that’s all you do when you work on a project, you’re a shitty developer. And you know what else? You’re slower than me. All that time spent rushing around is slowing you down, dumbfuck. Yes, you will finish a discrete task faster, but you will never discover better tools. You’ll never think about what you can automate. You’ll never adapt your workflow. Leaving you wasting time you don’t even know you’re wasting.
You’ll stick to what you know and you’ll call it a job well-fucking-done. You’re a complete waste of my time because you ruin shit you don’t even understand you’re ruining because you refuse to even attempt to learn a better approach. Continue reading
Continuing my discussion of stupid developers who are dumb, just a few more words about the problems with software “engineers” these days. There is a general trend among devs lately to just skim documentation, copy some Stack Overflow code, and call it a day. Hell, maybe this “trend” was always a problem and I just didn’t notice it. But it’s definitely a problem and the devs who do it are probably a good part of the reason outsourcing can be a very good idea.
If you are going to do a job, at least pretend to half-ass it. I see developers around me constantly learning the bare minimum of a given tool or process to get the job done so they can move on. Sometimes they do nothing more than refer to a “cheat sheet” so that they never have to understand anything at all. Oftentimes they have no understanding of the inner workings of whatever it is they’re using, which leads to a great deal of the Git hate I see out there.
Git is not today’s topic. Docker is. Continue reading
I’d like to discuss shitty developers. Because there’s a rule that’s being violated out there by more than half the devs I’ve ever worked with, and it goes like this: developers are lazy, so we try to find ways to make our work easier.
The problem is some devs are so god damned lazy, they just churn out shit and don’t bother to even notice they’re wasting a ton of time. Continue reading
From You Are Most Likely Misusing Docker, I quote:
Docker started as a tool to enable easier scaling of your applications….
Today docker is usually used to distribute applications instead of just for easier scaling. If you’re using docker for your development environment you’re probably not using docker for scaling, you’re using it to get a reproducable development environment.
But that’s just the tip of the iceberg of dumb. Continue reading
I got this lovely spam today:
Please find the attached file.
Did you hear the one about
the dev who broke nodejs?
Once upon a time there was a nodejs developer. He built stuff for the
community that many people used. Then a side project, “kik”, got owned by a
dick-company called Kik who refused to not be dicks. Then the developer pulled
down a bunch of packages that ended up breaking the world. And everybody lived
happily ever after. Continue reading
PHP is an incredible language I fell in love with sometime around 2000. It
simplified my Weblibs, which I had originally written as a bunch of Perl CGIs.
I can’t recall the details, but I assure you that PHP was an amazing choice
which improved the app tenfold. It definitely wasn’t due to my Perl skills
being atrocious, or the benefit of hindsight when doing a code rewrite.
And then I was able to get fairly decent at PHP as I built more and more of my
site on it. It’s truly an icon in Nerdbucket history! Continue reading
When you need a static site, is your first thought “can I use Rails”? If so, you’re a fucking idiot just like the author of the worst article on static sites ever written.
In particular, this passage makes me weep bitterly:
What if your requirements don’t require a dynamic server but you still want to use a mature web application framework your familiar with and trust such as Express or Rails.
tl;dr: Explaining terms you don’t understand makes smart people ignore your
article. And I’m not even all that smart, so… this must be pretty fucked.
Please don’t start your articles with a “What is X” when you have no god damn
idea what the fuck you’re talking about. For instance, if you were wondering
to yourself one day, “what is transpiling?”, you’d be making a huge mistake by
reading the first paragraph of
Hail, Babel! The Transpiling Overlord.
The author’s just plain stupid. Continue reading
I’m diggin’ Go, but I’ve noticed there’s a tendency to
“freeze” third-party code directly into one’s repositories on github. This is
absolutely awful in my opinion – the code isn’t a part of your project, so it
has no place in your repository! I do understand the problems, trust me, but
this approach has some issues a lot of folks won’t realize until they’re hit
HARD by a show-stopper. Continue reading