The spammers win again. This one is just precious:
Dear XYZZY, I attached the clients' accounts for your next operation. Please look through them and collect their data. I expect to hear from you soon. Dwayne Lane Managing Director Investment Banking Tel.: (314) 860-41-26
This makes me feel like some kind of secret agent! My next operation? “collect their data”? AWESOME! I also like that Dwayne Lane attached the clients’ accounts. Not a list of clients or a spreadsheet of accounting data or something, but their accounts…. What does that even mean, you ask? FUCK YOU, I’m a secret agent, I don’t have to tell you!
I’m a little disappointed the message didn’t self-destruct, though.
- No, I do not actually have an email address called “XYZZY”. A recent email breach has me paranoid.
- Yes, they really did hyphenate the telephone number like that.